slaboosh 

The sloppiest of blowjobs. Usually given in bathrooms or on dance floors by that heavy set sorority girl everyones smashed.

Bro 1: My duude, i heard Moaning Myrtle gave u head in the middle of the dance floor last night...
Bro 2: Shit bro.. Keep it on the low but yeah she gives that MEAN slaboosh

slaboosh by Le'MoofDiver July 14, 2015

Spladoosh 

A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”

The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.

Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”

Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”

Spladoosh by tothewillymobile October 18, 2011

skadoosh 

The most powerful move in the kung foo panda franchise

"imma skadoosh you!"

"Noooooo!"

skadoosh by dannyraff June 8, 2018

Skadooshuary 

a word that means awesome or cool.

awesome

cool

rad

skadooshuary

Skadooshuary means awesome or cool or anything related to those words

Skadooshuary by einnadnaphesoj October 2, 2011

Skadooshed 

The process of zoning out to a Web-video, the TV, or anything visual while stoned and snapping out of said trance.

Dude, I just skadooshed into the TV! Man I'm high!

Skadooshed by PikaPikachuuu December 19, 2011

Scadoosh 

Origin: Kung Fu Panda
Word used to express utter, unsurpassed awesomeness.

You are playing Halo with the guys and you set up for a sniper kill, as you pull the trigger you say with a hint of coolness, "Scadoosh!" as they die. This can be followed by a victory dance or whatever you so please.

Scadoosh by M@ Williamson June 9, 2008

spladooshcore 

The sound of your splashback, or turd reaching splashdown as it echoes round the bathroom or toilet, as you drop kids at the pool.

I'm gonna go listen to a bit of spladooshcore. Don't wait up.

Jeesus Graham, I heard that spladooshcore from the lounge man. You mind turning that down next time?

spladooshcore by Grafyte December 20, 2008