skwigga

Skwigga is an instagram editor who thinks she has friends and is cool. She tries to get into groups but never does because she’s constantly archiving her edits. She also talks to many different people, trying to make new friends in the editing community.

She also gets pressured to send thigh pics by many people.

Person 1: Yo, did you see Skwigga’s edit?

Person 2: Yessir, I DM’d her and we’re friends now 😩.

by skwigga November 22, 2019

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Lead guitarist of Dethklok from Sweden, the world's tallest guitarist, and the fastest guitarist alive, though he can't read music. He claims this is because he has 'music dyslexia.' He has a strong Swedish accent, putting "s"'s at the end of many words he says. Skwisgaar, not having a father, was raised by his mother Serveta Skwigelf, Miss Sweden of 1956. Skwisgaar's frustration at his mother's sexual promiscuity is expressed through extremely fast guitar fingering. He is seen practicing his guitar almost constantly everywhere he goes. It is a possibility that he is ambidextrous. He seems to dislike the Danish but confuses them with the Dutch. Skwisgaar seems to be the most sexually active member of the band. Skwisgaar also seems to hold little importance on the physical appearance of sexual partners, as he has been seen propositioning an elderly grandmother for sex as well as sleeping with a very obese woman. This is possibly because his mother was extremely sexually promiscuous. He has been in a large number of bands prior to joining Dethklok, including Agnostic Priest, Gangagar Eldeleel-Alele, Gognog Mug Alugdug, Fuckface Academy, Sausage Assassin, Financially Raped, and Smugly Dismissed to name a few. Skwisgaar also refers to things he hates as dildos. His hands are apparently insured for ten billion dollars, one billion for each finger.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf is taller than a tree.

by Nick Sbarbati October 16, 2006

Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome

When you can no longer play guitar slowly because you're so used to playing fast (I.E. shredding) that if you were to start playing slow, you'd automatically lose your touch

"You want me to play THAT simple piece?? Hah!"

*tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast*

"What the hell?? I can't!! I must have Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome.."

by SomeBadJOKE April 21, 2007

Swigga

An individual of middle eastern descent (ie a sand nigga) who emulates the swag of a black man. Not quite a wigga, due to the fact that middle eastern or sand niggaz are not white.

John Smith is a wigga but damn... Abdullah is definitely one hell of a "Swigga". He be holdin it down for real.

by anrob ibara killa b December 12, 2010

skwiggerbee

a skateboarding wigger wannabee

Cody-Man Taylor check that kid out. He has a Famous hoody and adios and he can hardly ollie.

Taylor- i know what a skwiggerbee

by T-Hop January 21, 2008

swiggage

An alcoholic drink, usually high in alcohol content. Derived from the phrase "Take a swig of this."

Antonio wanted to get some swiggage before we went to the club so we wouldn't burn so much money on beer.

by omegacerebro January 16, 2009

Skwiggin

You can only be skwiggin if your so high that your dancing the "skwig". A movement with your hands an body that kinda looks like the worm but really your just wiggling back and fourth.

"Im so high, im high above the sky." - mimi
"So we can bake some pie?" - katie
"We're skwiggin!" -mimi

by Katiexxoxox May 9, 2013