skunk monkey

A condition a man gets if his penis isn’t cleaned after anal sex!
(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!
by Denhamj February 23, 2018
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skunk-monkey

aka butt-monkey, a person who can shave his butt and walk backwards and noone would know the difference
The guy who stole my toilet is a butt-monkey/skunk monkey
by little man September 09, 2003
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Skunk Monkey

A smelly annoying asshole. Who sells drugs. Holds his illegal gun, he knows nothing about and is ready to jam, sideways because he's retarded. He wises he was cool, but is a Fuck Boy.

A Gangsta Rapper.

Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.
That fucking Skunk Monkey tried to sell me crack again
by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024
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