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The Monkey Fucking The Skunk 

This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.
Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.

piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny 

some one who you really hate or a hullicination when you mix weed and extesy
dude, im so baked i think im starting to see a piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny

fucking skank

a person who is a total bitch and deserves whats coming to her

fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble

probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast
Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!

fucking skank

Some dumb piece of ass that does not like my new haircut. Won't be going home with me or my boys.
I was at a club last night and this fucking skank didn't like my new haircut.
fucking skank by Eddy S. January 3, 2008

bitch fuck nigger ass skank fuckin fucker whore as 

When you nut so hard that u see jesus christ himslf.
ahhhhhhhhh yeaaa ima bitch fuck nigger ass skank fuckin fucker whore as right now
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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