skunk beer

A piss poor quality beer that tastes like shit

John reached for the Pabst Blue ribbon not realizing it was skunk beer

by Redrockmen September 15, 2016

skunky beer

A beer that has a flavor reminiscent of licking a skunk's asshole.

Dude, is that a Heineken? That is the king of skunky beer! Why don't you just lick a skunk's asshole?

by BrentKC April 27, 2006

skunky beer

a term coined by the geniuses at Annheuser-Busch in the late 90's for commercials where they presented the "Born on Date" concept of fresh beer. They had commercials showing losers worried about getting skunky beer.

me: aww patches! this beer is skunky dude
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer

by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009

Beer Skank

A woman who will do anything sexual in return for a beer, or two, or ten.

I once asked a girl if she wanted to buy 3 beers for $6. She made a counter offer of 3 beers for a blowjob. She was a beer skank.

by eS Se eS U December 23, 2008

skunkbear

A nasty and wholly unattractive member of the land weasel family (Mustelidae), sp. Gulo Gulo (Latin: "Glutton"), called by its common name the wolverine. It is also known colloqiually as "those assholes who think they go to an ivy-league school in the midwest." To skunkbear is known to reside inside coffee shops, trying desperately to look pretentious and educated, ensuring that other mammals in the vicinity see them doing coursework openly on a wireless laptop. Sometimes, solely for effect, the skunkbear will also carry a copy of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged"; this is to expand on the skinkbear's facade of academic elitism and snobbery, but with no actual equity behind it. The skunkbear's coat is usually dull, and poorly screenprinted with mock-retro logos or pseudo-political trappings. On occasion, however, the skunkbear will molt and reveal a second coat of maize and blue hue; this occurs twice per year, typically when the skunkbear encounters either Spartan warriors or a Buckeye. This change in the skunkbear's coat is a reaction to the threat of not being an attractive mate to species other than its own (in which the skunkbear, or anyone else, has no real sexual interest). If one encounters a skunkbear, one should not discuss the following topics under any circumstances:

intercollegiate athletics
domestic and/or foreign political policy
the U.S. constitution
multiculturalism/racial sensitivity
alma maters
the skunkbear's desperation to leave the state

Failure to heed this warning will lead to an excruciatingly long diatribe, in which one will not be able to slip in a word edgewise. It is also advisable not to engage the skunkbear in any discussion of music, lest one wants to hear a 45-minute set review and critque of some shitty, local Gogol Bordello-esque gypsy-punk-indie-ska band that the skunkbear saw recently for $5 and the Blind Pig. The best way to handle a skunkbear is to let a Spartan stomp it into weasel custard.

The skunkbear is pictured here: http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/data/500/medium/Skunk-Bear--14394.jpg

"See that guy in the University of Michigan hoodie? He's another skunkbear who only wears that shirt during rivalry week."

by El Hond0 December 9, 2008

skunkbee

A skunkbee is a nasty bee creature that juices its nasty juices on its victims that leaves a skunk smell and nasty bee juice then laughs and flys away for milk and pack cigarettes never to be seen again

I just got fuckin juiced by a skunkbee carl!

by Johs HRPR September 27, 2021