Skull Drag 

Slang in the Army for having someone fuck your stuff up. Usually a threat to someone being insubordinate.

The term actually refers to tying someone's feet to the back of a horse or vehicle and dragging them. Hence their skull would drag on the ground. But in practice it means to jack someone up, either through yelling at them, "smoking" them through push-ups, assigning extra duty or generally being a prick and giving them a difficult time.

Soldier 1: The new LT's a fucking idiot.
Soldier 2: Pipe down man, if the platoon sergeant here's you say that he'll skull drag your ass.

Skull Drag by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

Skull Drag 

To take another's head and/or face maliciously through a rough gravel-like surface with the aim of inflicting great harm to someone's prettiness, causing long lasting pain and embarrassment.

If people don't stop eye-balling SFC Auman with their peripherals, he's going to skull drag all of us.

Skull Drag by Llew2 December 18, 2008

Skull Drag 

Military term in the sniper division where one moves with their skull dragging along the ground so as to keep as low a profile as possible to avoid detection when stalking.

We skull dragged to avoid detection from the enemy.

Skull Drag by d7e7r7 February 22, 2011

Skull Drag 

A rich military custom used to deal with privates and non-compliant enemy detainees, where an individual is drug by the foot, face down preferably on a highly abrasive surface such as gravel or asphalt.

If that Haji tries to sneak through the checkpoint again today I'm gonna fucking skull drag him to Abu-Ghraib and let those MP girls have at him.

Skull Drag by Face Fisted February 16, 2010

Skull Drag 

When you put your fingers through someone's eye sockets and drag them around until they die

example 'Oi john look at that fuckwit, I'll go skull drag that cunt for 5 bucks

Skull Drag by CumShotKyle March 14, 2018

Skull Dragging 

To grab the bottom jaw through the mouth, digging your fingers into their sublingual gland and placing your thumb under the chin and dragging the body to it's intended destination.

Cpl. Jeffrey: Abdul refused his breakfast tray, so I had to start Skull Dragging him to the infirmary to be tubed.
Sgt. Maxwell: Enjoy the paper work!

Skull Dragging by shitMINDCONTROLLERSsay May 12, 2021

Skulldrag 

Its when ya grab some prick who's been doing wrong by you by the hair & drag their head across the sharpest, roughest, most dangerous surface in sight!

Sancho talking to Alf (his girlfriends dad)

Sancho-"I'll be fuckin good to her mate"

Alf -"You better be fuckin good to her mate, cause I'll fuckin skulldrag you back to Mexico by your fuckin stupid mullet and fill your ass with nachos"

Skulldrag by Eagleeyecherrypoppa July 14, 2010