skulldrug 

- verb:

1. ethnic colloquialism referring to an asswhuppin'(though specifically NOT to an ass whipping, asswhippin, or any variant thereof).

2. generic term designating any type of extreme pwnage.

3. To be dragged by the neck, jaw, skullpiece, or hair by another person or object

"Dood, you 'bout to get skulldrug if you don't step the fuck back from my cubicle."

OR

Choadly: "Holy crap mang, I beat that guy like 10 zillion times in Unreal Tournament"

Kyle: "Dang dood, thats just... I mean, that guy got like..."

Choadly: "Skulldrugged, I know! Hey, let's take your mom's car an hit up the Krispy Kreme"

OR

"The defendant's vehicle struck my client, trapping him underneath the fuselage and skulldragging him for roughly 100 meters before finally coming to a stop."

skulldrug by Hamp May 9, 2008

Skulduggery Pleasant 

A BADASS series of novels written by the Golden God, Derek Landy. The books follow the adventures of Skulduggery Pleasant, a skeletal crime fighter, magician, and detective. Along with Skulduggery is his ragtag bunch of supernatural friends, such as Valkyrie Cain, his teenage sidekick, Ghastly Bespoke, a scarred tailor, and Tanith Low, a sword-wielding adept. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!!

(Skulduggery Pleasant is interrogating Kenny, who was at the scene of a crime)
Skulduggery: Can I call you Kenny?
Kenny: Sure.
Skulduggery: It's important that we build up a level of trust, so I can catch you completely unprepared when I suddenly accuse you of murder.

Skulduggery Pleasant by ReadItz January 8, 2012

Skulduggery Pleasant 

An amazing series of books written by Derek Landy. It follows the adventures of a skeleton sorcerer/detective (Skulduggery Pleasant) and his partner-in-crime Valkyrie Cain. They go around saving the world and such likes with other characters such as Tanith Low, Ghastly Bespoke, Fletcher Renn, Erskine Ravel and much more. In my opinion, the books are absolutely fantastic - witty, clever, surprising you at every turn, full of shocks and surprises. If you haven't read them yet, give them a go - you won't regret it.

Valkyrie allowed herself a moment, then went back to the door. There were squad cars all over the place, Guards milling around the street and barking orders into walkie-talkies. The poor guy she'd kneed in the groin stood hunched over by an ambulance, and the cop Margaret had struck stood nearby, glowering.
The Bentley pulled up, and she waited until the cops had stopped admiring it before stepping out and running over. She jumped in.
Skulduggery looked at her, then looked at all the cops. ''Your doing?'' he asked. She nodded, and he sighed as they pulled away.
''OK then, who tried to kill you this time?''

Person 1: ''Have you read the new Skulduggery Pleasant book, Kingdom of the Wicked?''
Person 2: ''I'm nearly finished. It's so good, isn't it?''
Person 1: ''Absolutely!''

Skulduggery Pleasant by Odd Girl Out September 17, 2012

skulduggery 

1. General mischief

2. A fictional character from the book Skulduggery Pleasant; he is a skeletal detective with powers to influence water, earth, fire and air.

1. I bet they've been up to all sorts of skulduggery.

2. Skulduggery: I'm placing you under arrest for murder, attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

skulduggery by I'm me. Nice to meet you. April 10, 2010

Skulldrag 

Its when ya grab some prick who's been doing wrong by you by the hair & drag their head across the sharpest, roughest, most dangerous surface in sight!

Sancho talking to Alf (his girlfriends dad)

Sancho-"I'll be fuckin good to her mate"

Alf -"You better be fuckin good to her mate, cause I'll fuckin skulldrag you back to Mexico by your fuckin stupid mullet and fill your ass with nachos"

Skulldrag by Eagleeyecherrypoppa July 14, 2010

skulltrucked

Acting stupid because of being hammered or wasted, or just acting really stupid in general without alcohol.
Can be used as a noun or adjective, a way to state that someone is really drunk, or to state that someone is really stupid.

Example 1:
Jerry: Why is Matt taking off his pants on the roof?
Joe: he had one to many 40s, he's just skulltrucked.
Example 2:
Jay: Why is Thomas shaving his eyebrows?
Jason: He's just a skulltruck, thats all.

skulltrucked by Nick L1111111111 January 24, 2010

skullduggery 

nefarious shenanigans

The fraternity pledges were exposed to all kinds of skullduggery by the fraternity brothers during initiation week.

skullduggery by doug February 5, 2004