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Skrillexed 

when a woman's genital area has been used so much that it hangs down low just like skrillex drops his bass.
Damn dude. i thought that bitch was hot until i found out that she was skrillexed.
Skrillexed by Jbro88 October 15, 2012
Words you can keep

skrillexed 

to be stuck, shortchanged or debilitated in some fashion
I was Skrillexed in the mall for five hours before someone picked me up.
skrillexed by spin laden November 9, 2011

Skrillexed 

When at a music festival, one band overpowers another band from another stage.

Originating from Gillian Welch's performance at Austin City Limits Music Festival where Skrillex was playing at a nearby stage and overpowered her acoustic folk with bass-heavy dubstep
"I'm glad you can hear me, I can't hear shit up here! We just got skrillexed"
Skrillexed by lild00t July 23, 2012

Skrillexed 

A disorienting and distressing feeling caused by intense confusion, much like the bass drop in a Skrillex song; often coupled with failure.
Bro I got skrillexed by that test, didn't understand a damn thing.
Skrillexed by demidunn December 11, 2021

skrillexing 

When, during the act of sex, you get your partner to orgasm hard enough that they chant "Rufio" instead of your name.
God, I love skrillexing my girl when we bangarang.
skrillexing by Namenlosen October 30, 2018

Skrillex fanboy 

A ratty little cunt who listens to one Skrillex song and then automatically thinks he knows everything there is to know about dubstep

Dont get me wrong, his songs are insane. But the fanboys that follow him are annoying as fuck
Person 1: Yo! I listened to a Skrillex song, you should try and listen to dubstep bro. Ill show you a song (all Skrillex)
Person 2: Shut up you fucking Skrillex fanboy
Skrillex fanboy by glassybubbles122 November 14, 2011

Skrillex Hair Disease

Skrillex Hair Disease (SHD) is an extremely contagious and deadly disease that is currently in the process of infecting millions of young American women. SHD is the leading cause of the Skrillex Hair Pandemic that is currently an ongoing pandemic in the world with an Index of level 5 severity.
SHD infects young girls between the ages of 10-19, and causes women to shave the sides of their heads to look like Skrillex. These girls do it because they think that by doing it, they are hot, attractive, sexy, and unique. Unfortunately for them, they cannot get it through their thick skulls that shaving the side of their head doesn't make them sexy or hot because nobody wants to date a half-bald bitch, and it doesn't make them unique because they are copying Skrillex along with millions of other brainwashed bitches who wouldn't know uniqueness if it slapped them across the face.
SHD had an R-o (reproductive rate) of 10 and is extremely dangerous. Luckily, the disease cannot infect you unless you are weak-minded and cannot think for yourself. Symptoms include narcissism, the urge to shave their heads, and the impression that they are really sexy being half-bald. If you see somebody with SHD, call 9-1-1 immediately for that individual is extremely contagious. Do not attempt to heal anybody you know with SHD.
SHD is the number one cause why the United States is the land of the free and the home of the dumb asses.
Bitch with Skrillex Hair Disease: OMFG SKRILLEX IS SOOOOOOO HOT THAT I WISH I COULD DO NAUGHTY THINGS WITH HIM IN MY BED.

Random girl: Are you okay?

Police officer: GET AWAY FROM HER! SHE'S EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS!

Random girl: Why? She's only.... *gets infected* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! HELP! IT'S GOT ME!!!!! *Shaves side of head* OMFG SKRILLEX!!! THE BEST FUCKING DUBSTEP BAND IN THE WORLD!!!

Police officer: On no! This is bad! This is bad!!!!! *runs away*
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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