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skittle fuck 

When ridiculously bright contrasting colors are worn all at once to cause a distraction or to catch your eye. The ones that wear the bright colors are not as good or as intense as the real deal, they need to be noticed somehow why not match the rainbow? Better more talented extreme sport athletes don't need to dress to impress because their skills are much higher. Usually associated with snowboarders, skiers, or skateboarders.
Dude like I just rolled this joint right and I can't speak right because i put on an accent so I sound chill when really im not like like like braaaahhhhh!! God im such a skittle fuck hahaha (cough)

Omfg! im having an epileptic seizure!!! god damn skittle fucks!!
skittle fuck by Mix Masta August 9, 2009
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Skittle-Fuck 

A word used in anger when you hilariously open a bag of skittles the wrong way and make them fly all over the place.
"Skittle-Fuck! I paid $3 for those!"
Skittle-Fuck by Jkeeler May 30, 2009

shittlefuckskeetskeet 

Shittlefuckskeetskeet is a combination word comprised of three terms. Shittles, Fuckles, and Skeet Skeet. All of which may have sexual connotation when used separately, but when combined form the ultimate exclamation. When using the word, no other word is needed in the sentence, because everyone will know the level of seriousness that requires such a term.

The term was created in 2004 by world renowned artist and musician Harrison Moenich.
"Shittlefuckskeetskeet!"

shittlefuck 

Not to be confused with Fuckleshit, this is a term to describe anxiety, shock, anger, or surprise.
Shittlefuck! That bitch just ran over my dog, KiKi!
shittlefuck by Brian Boytano January 20, 2007

shittlefucks

the cuss word for when multiple things are going wrong, hence the plurality of the word
"I have not studied for my math test or my history test, and my dog is peeing on the floor. SHITTLEFUCKS!"
shittlefucks by stressedout101 February 1, 2010

Fuckin' Skittles 

1. Something amazingly fuckin awesome, and insanely mind blowing, to the point you want to go out and bang that nerdy fat kid's hot mother, or bang that drunk chick on your lap.

2. Beerbong.

3. Playing Nazi Zombies

4. About to go blow shit up. Or score some free beer (Ex. "Dood lets score some free beer!" "Fuckin' Skittles brah!"
We be Fuckin' Skittles on her boobies tonight!
Fuckin' Skittles by death50cola January 5, 2011
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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