The ability to pitch / skip flat stones /rocks across water. It's kind of a game to see how many skips one person can get as compared to someone else skipping rocks.
by Entercode May 17, 2014
by raythegod February 08, 2015
When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.
I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.
by ToiletMint69 February 10, 2023
by Mr. Zesty May 18, 2018
The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.
NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."
Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."
Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"
Friend: "Nope"
Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."
Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"
Friend: "Nope"
by Mark5991 November 10, 2009
by NightKnightTonight July 30, 2024
"Your little brother Timmy wants to come shoot dice? Tell him to skip rocks. "
"We're busy at school. Go skip rocks over at the senior center."
"We're busy at school. Go skip rocks over at the senior center."
by NightKnightTonight April 20, 2024