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skip (the game) 

a grown-ups game which comprises of you spotting skips.

1 point for a yellow skip
2 point for a blue skip
5 points for pink skip
-1 point for a red skip.

rules:

you can't have the same skip twice in the same day.

if somebody does call the same skip twice a point is deducted.

a new day is either 12 midnight or when everyone decides that a new day should start. (eg after you have woken up)

if a new member wishes to join in the game, they can either join in at the current, 'skip points total', and risk calling a skip that has been called or every member can vote to resart the game a new.

if someone make the mistake of calling a skip, and it turns out not to be a skip then 'FALSE ACCUSATION' is called and a point is deducted from that players total.

at least one other person must verify your skip call.

you can play skip on your own by using media messaging services (MMS) provided by your phone network to send a picture maeesage to friends around the world. (i personally spotted 3 in ireland and 'skipped them' to my friends in england.


A NICE VARIATION OF THIS GAME IS THONG. ALL THE RULES OF SKIP APPLY EXCEPT TO THONGS. WITH THE EXCEPTION THAT THE THONG MUST BE VISABLE TO BE CALLED.

SKIP AND THONG CAN BE PLAED SIMUTAINIOUSLY.
Player 1 : SKIP

Player 2 : OH......yep thats a skip... good call.......... one nil to you.
skip (the game) by Andrew Langner. September 24, 2004
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