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skimp fuck 

To have intense intercourse with your best friends friend.
Imma skimp fuck chad , example I’m going to skimp fuck this bitch.
skimp fuck by anonymous June 1, 2023
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simp sympathy fuck

Is when you are simping for another person and they feel bad after you do everything they need, so they fuck your brains out
You bro, Angela finally caved in!
What?
Yeah I got simp sympathy fuck, it was awesome!!

Simp/Fuckboy Hybrid 

When a Simp exhibits Fuckboy behavior or when a Fuckboy has Simp tendencies.
Defined by exhibiting abnormal flirtatious behaviors.

"He's Simping over her but he's acting cocky".

Or

"He's acting very cocky towards her but he's trying to also be nice".

"He like a weird hybrid of Fuckboy and Simp! He's a Simp/Fuckboy Hybrid."
Simp/Fuckboy Hybrid by Mininerd_ August 16, 2020

skipfucked 

1. being skipped while in an orgy

2. fucking every other person you walk by in a public place, regardless their opinion, race, religion, or gender
1. what the fuck mark? you skipfucked me back at the party.

2. there was a wild man skipfucking everyone down fair oaks blvd. (in out, in out etc.)
skipfucked by zamtiptog November 24, 2006

Fucking Simp 

When calling someone a simp isn't enough.
Jake: Lmao Chris is such a Fucking Simp.
Fucking Simp by xZaeroSin May 21, 2020

Fucking Simp 

Someone who is attracted to a fiction character or someone irl and likes them sexualy, you dumb btch
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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