skillow
The grass became skillow again.
skillow by Chafe Ball July 8, 2018
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Dirty Skillog Nuts
To be totally and completely ripped off. To be so royally cheated you feel sick. Like seeing a girl's photo on a dating site, hitting it off with her on the phone, then you meet her in person at a bar and see her coming out of the men's room with the nicest adam's apple you've ever seen.
Doctor: "I'm sorry sir, there was a problem with your kidney transplant."
Richard: "What happened?"
Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live."
Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!"
Doctor: "Yes... yes it is."
Richard: "What happened?"
Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live."
Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!"
Doctor: "Yes... yes it is."
Dirty Skillog Nuts by SirJigglesAlot March 15, 2011
Related Words
skillow • Spillow • shillow • sillow • skallow • skellow • skillo • skillogies • Skillonks • Skillophile
skillorious
skillorious by Ixplodestuff8 - batman - tnt October 30, 2003
skillor
shillow
When you sit on and fart into a throw pillow, then smack your friend or foe in the face with it. Depending on the material of the throw, the results can be remarkable. When properly executed, you can rip a disastrous bomb into the pillow, rip it across the room nailing someone in the head--and not only do they get doused in stench, but none of the residue remains in your area.
The key is compressing the pillow before you fart, then unloading your weight as it comes out. This causes the pillow to ingest all the surrounding air. Some shillows can hold the stench for 15 minutes in perfect conditions, giving lots of opportunity for a sneak attack.
The key is compressing the pillow before you fart, then unloading your weight as it comes out. This causes the pillow to ingest all the surrounding air. Some shillows can hold the stench for 15 minutes in perfect conditions, giving lots of opportunity for a sneak attack.
Steve enters room, Dave & Jim are sitting on the couch
>WHAP!< throw pillow hits Steve in face thrown by Jim
"Ugh, bastard, you startled me!" Says Steve, then suddenly "OH CRAP, what's that smell?!? (dry heaving) I can taste it! Was that a shillow??"
"Hmm.. that's odd.. I don't smell anything over here. I don't know what you're talking about." Jim plays it off legit.
>WHAP!< throw pillow hits Steve in face thrown by Jim
"Ugh, bastard, you startled me!" Says Steve, then suddenly "OH CRAP, what's that smell?!? (dry heaving) I can taste it! Was that a shillow??"
"Hmm.. that's odd.. I don't smell anything over here. I don't know what you're talking about." Jim plays it off legit.
manly skillpowers
The ability some men have to fix everything and answer very difficult questions, while also being quite manly and masculine.
Me: "Dude, my Green Day tape broke!"
Sam: "Here, I'll fix it. *fixes*"
Me: "OMG! You have some amazing manly skillpowers!"
Sam: "Here, I'll fix it. *fixes*"
Me: "OMG! You have some amazing manly skillpowers!"
manly skillpowers by Squishy Cool August 12, 2006
skallow
1) adj. excessively, disgustingly skinny and malnourished, to the point of looking like a skeleton.
2) n. one who suffers from an eating disorder and becomes revoltingly skinny.
2) n. one who suffers from an eating disorder and becomes revoltingly skinny.
skallow by the moody booze August 2, 2008
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