Skip to main content

Tom Skilling 

The trillest meteorologist to have ever been on the air. You can catch him on WGN news at 9.
Jeff: Is it gonna rain tonight?
Alex: Tom Skilling said it was, and he's never wrong
Tom Skilling by trilldude69 January 2, 2014

Skilling's Law 

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.
"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."
Skilling's Law by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009

skillinged 

to think that you're so smart that you can get away with anything, only to be caught and spend the next 24 years of your life in federal fuck me in the ass prison. Enjoy! see enron
peter is gonna get skillinged, he thought he thought of everything he'd need to rob the bank, except that all the tellers new him by name
skillinged by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

Shillibing 

An excessive amount of 'dollar store' bling. A Mr.T level of fake gold chains and rings and glass and plastic gem stones.
"Boy, who you trying to impress wit dat shillibing you be wearin'? I know you ain't got more than $25.00 tied up in that shit. Aw, Hell no. My little sister got dat same ring out the bubble gum machine at Dollar General.
Shillibing by VixxSixxSixx March 18, 2009

skilligent

(noun) to be knowlegeable in the ways of having skillages.
(guy does a double backflip of the empire statment building)
guy: Dude, that was AWESOME!
Guy #2: You are so skilligent.
skilligent by kebsturr March 18, 2009

up skilling 

To train and enhance knowledge of the team with up skilling training days
up skilling by Sare sare June 21, 2017