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skeez bag 

A female who appears to be of trailer park decent. Nappy clothes, ratty hair and a fugly face are all sure signs. They generally give off the personna of a whore. They are willing to sleep with ANYONE and perform degrading sexual favors such as ass-to-mouth. They come in handy if you have low standards or are planning on lowering your standards via Alcohol.
1. I was so drunk i picked up some skeez bag and went home.
2. If all else fails i'll fuck that skeez bag over there in the corner.
3. That fuckin Skeez bag gave me warts!!
skeez bag by bluesfinest May 27, 2008
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skeet bag 

1. A condom, specifically one that has already been used and therefore contains semen.
2. A very promiscuous woman; a slut.
She didn't have a trash can, so I just tossed the skeet bag under her bed. I hope her mom doesn't find it.
skeet bag by pullll April 6, 2009

skeet bag 

sluts, whores, but only the female sex, guys cannot be skeet bags
nate dogg : yo g, that bitch is looking mad fly i wanna hit that shit

warren g : nah nate, that hoe is a skeet bag
skeet bag by ely December 28, 2005
John: What we doin tonight mike?
Mike: I dont know, lets grab a couple of skeem bags and head to the club.
skeem bag by Hulk93 December 9, 2012

skeezbag 

A whore, tramp, skank, uber-slut; a gangelion of termagentcy.
you had sex with a car you skeezbag!
skeezbag by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026