Santa's list of "
naughty things" dat you've
committed over da past year, and dat he
carefully muses over before deciding whether he should "wrap" any gifts for your sorry a** dis year, or if he should just leave you a stocking full of coal.
Calvin had a wrap-sheet several yards long listing all da slush-balls dat he'd lobbed at Susie over da previous year, but Calvin had claimed "extenuating
circumstances", and Hobbes sent in a statement vouching for Calvin's overall
character, so it was a tough call for Santa to decide
what to do.