skeet monkey

One who performs or does not perform an act that makes one look like a complete idiot.

One who looks as though he is dumb enough to skeet all over himself.

One who casts a lvl. 10 cock block when he feels he is not able to pulling the poon.

look at that guy. he's drunk out of his mind and is acting like a skeet monkey. i hope his friends drops him off at darcell's.

skeet monkey by wujo June 16, 2004

Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker 

Invented very recently, this word is used as an exclamation of various sorts, but noticeably an exclamation of overwhelming suprise.

Chris Bradford: How much is rent on that apartment?

Dude: $1500 dollars.

Chris Bradford: SWEET MONKEY BUTT FUCKER that is expensive

Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker by mista_g October 28, 2005

sweet monkey balls 

A expression to show general joy.

Male: Will you go to prom wih me?
Female: Sure.
Male: Oh sweet monkey balls!

sweet monkey balls by SupahNautical May 1, 2016

monkey sheet 

a sheet you rub off on

it is alway fun with monkey sheet

monkey sheet by bill murry March 27, 2004

Sweet Monkeys 

It is a term of epic awsomeness. Its meaning similiar to that of the term "Thats Cool" or "awsome". The correct response to some one saying sweet monkeys is "in a blender".

"hey man, heres the $50 i owe you." "Sweet Monkeys!" "In a blender."

Sweet Monkeys by Myke Lewis February 22, 2010

big poppa smoker's sweet money championship rub 

A bj's (bj's is a us restaurant) special seasoning

The baby back pork ribs contain some big poppa smoker's sweet money championship rub

big poppa smoker's sweet money championship rub by SomeGuyWhoDecidedToWriteSomeDe April 3, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020