A female who appears to be of trailer park decent. Nappy clothes, ratty hair and a fugly face are all sure signs. They generally give off the personna of a whore. They are willing to sleep with ANYONE and perform degrading sexual favors such as ass-to-mouth. They come in handy if you have low standards or are planning on lowering your standards via Alcohol.
1. I was so drunk i picked up some skeez bag and went home.
2. If all else fails i'll fuck that skeez bag over there in the corner.
3. That fuckin Skeez bag gave me warts!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'