A thirteen y/o virgin who has never kissed a girl, or even had sex. He lives in Pakistan and has a two inch penis, if you are interested in this hunk of man please visit:
Twitch.tv/sodapoppin
"I have never had sex and I never will, but if I find a girlfriend within this video game then my life will be complete"
-Sodapoppin
Person A: Dude, why's your face all red and hair all gelled up?
Person B: Fred totally dick skapped me last night. He ruined my hair and my headboard.
Person A: What's Fred's number again?