skatacephalus

Skatacephalus is an incurable medical condition characterized by an abnormal accumulation of feces within the ventricles of the brain. While skatacephalus is not normally fatal for the person directly afflicted with this condition, it is often dangerous for everyone who interacts with a carrier of skatacephalus. There are no known treatments. The World Health Organization recommends carriers of skatacephalus be completely isolated from all other humans permanently to lower the dangers the carrier presents to everyone else. In 2021, a Harvard Medical study led by Dr Curtis Octavius found an unusual concentration of skatacephalus carriers among senior human resources professionals.

I just got out of a meeting with the head of human resources and, even though I'm not a medical doctor, that guy definitely suffers from skatacephalus and should be isolating.

by Dr Curtis Octavius November 24, 2021