skankbacon 

As versatile as the word: Fuck. Use as you see fit.

"That's skankbacon!" "Oh, shit, that's skaaaaaankbacon." "That's one crisp skankbacon." "The club I went to was skankbacon." "Look at the skankbacon over there." "He was one old skankbacon." "Can you give me that skankbacon?" "Those waves were toooottttally skankbacon." "You lent me money for food, man! Skankbacon!"

skankbacon by TheOn1 September 22, 2021

skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.

Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!

skankaroni by Define Me! November 30, 2009

skankladon 

A prehistoric skank; really old skank.

Joes' grammy is such a skankladon.

skankladon by JuniperStarbreeze April 17, 2009

Skankahontas 

Similar to the Disney classic beauty of all minks, explains a girl who only cares about blowing her way threw the various peer groups in society to not better herself but be just like the pure pro she is. Only cares about personal stimulation and gratification on her sensual gooby region.

Ex- Skankahontas

Can include- similar to Sharon Stone wannabees, and or the fake girls from reality TV

Skankahontas by Patty Miller 87 January 27, 2009

Skank Bacon 

When a woman's vagina is so worn out and beat up from years of hardcore intercourse, that it resembles wrinkly squiggles of bacon smashed together.

Brian: "Did you hit that last night?"

Me: "Yeah, but who hasn't? By the time I slammed that bitch's skank bacon I barely felt anything!"

Skank Bacon by Rawdog Al July 12, 2011

skanktamonious cunt

A female pathalogical lier who acts holier than thou, who uses her good looks and empty promises to maniplate those around her into feeling sorry for her. All the while she's telling slanderous lies about them behind their backs.

I really despise skanktamonious cunts.

skanktamonious cunt by Hates lying bitchs June 20, 2010

Skankaroni

1. A girl who would do anything to please a man. Usually vile acts.
2. Eating a Chef Boyardee product out of a girls vagina, typically Beefaroni

Guy 1: Did you here what the girl let Jim do to her.
Guy 2: Yeah she is a total skankaroni

Skankaroni by Wimmerton December 29, 2009