skagging and tagging 

In a public area if one friend see's an attractive person they will tell their friends TAG. Which claims the TAGGED as their partner tonight for some theoretical sex or if you’re smooth enough then real sex.
If a friend wishes to make the person that called Tag DO IT YOU WONT, they call them out on it. DO IT YOU WONT cannot be called if the person that was tagged is with someone that would kick the person’s ass, who announced TAG)
A TAGGED person can be retagged for someone else if one goes up to the TAGGED and touches them and says TAG(Be sly while doin)
If two people call TAG simultaneously then they get to EIFFEL TOWER the TAGGED.
In a public area, if one see's a F-UGLY person he or she will tell their friends, SKAG. Which claims the TAGGED as someone else’s tonight for some theoretical sex or if you’re a person with no morals then real sex. Defining whos the lucky one is determined by the person saying the SKAGGING
If two people call SKAG simultaneously then they get to give the TAGGED to a third friend. (Third friend DOES NOT need to be in attendance)
If one SKAGS someone of the same sex it must be tastefully funny. If not funny this will become obnoxious
If one SKAGS an inanimate object it must be tastefully funny. If not funny this will also become obnoxious
If someone becomes a TAG hog, then their friends must enforce the DO IT YOU WONT. The TAG hog will not be allowed to TAG till they address someone they had TAGGED

SKAG!!!!! That Nessy(transvestite f-ugly) is totally yours Tom, said by Sean. Tom says ALRIGHT!!!!!!

TAG!!!!! That fire hydrant is mine to sit and spin, says Tom. John goes up to hydrant and touches and yells TAG!!!! They make sprinklers together.

skagging and tagging

skagging and tagging by Tweeter Tummy Stixs July 3, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012