skèr 

When weed is bad, you say skère weed.
If a girl is ugly or has not tits, it's a skère girl.

"Look at that girl with her flatchest, skère chick"

skèr by Skerboy July 6, 2008

Sker 

someone cool asf

Yo sker cool asf and he can dress

Sker by NOTSOCIALMARI July 27, 2022

sker 

,professional racker, qualified in the art of getting up,hated by five-o as much as he hates them.
SKer is a main founder of the HROW.
A firm based in doonside.
commonly found hitting up
REKEM BUST KURSN WUNTWO.
does not like lads
and doesn't dress lad

wtf's a SKER.

were's skizzer at homie?

he's over there by the bust.

sker by mikaele August 4, 2007

skertboy 

A guy who wears old fashion clothes, and whips around in his car. A skertboy has much class and a way with the ladies, but tends to fool around often. You'll find a skertboy smoking a cigar by the log cabin.

" man dude you were whipping around the corner, youre such a skertboy".
" slow down, stop cheefing the cigar so hard skertboy".

skertboy by pf420blaze June 3, 2015

Skerp 

Means literally anything you want it to mean. Ambiguous but nonetheless, the skerpiest word of all time. Commonly also used as skerpy derpy, skerpiest, mmmm

Oooooooo the McRib is the skerpiest thing of all time

Skerp by Mmmskerpyderpy July 19, 2018

skerrup 

Skerrup is the act of pounding two fists and then stopping mid way saying skerrup and then going in reverse.

Dustin scored the winning basket so him and his teammate go to pound fists and then they skerrup.

skerrup by Pacman6980 June 22, 2010

skerrat 

A 'skerrat' is an ever-more-popular term for a person who is generally insufferable to the point of enraging any reasonable person they meet. Diagnostic criteria dictate that the following two items must be true for someone to qualify as a skerrat:

1) You fucking hate them.
2) You'd smile (or laugh/cheer/wank) if they died.

'Skerrat' derives from a chavvy dialect's mispronunciation of the modern word "scrote", which itself is a derivative of "scrotum", which is again slang for the technical term, "ballsack", or even more properly, "bollocks".

Person one: "You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "I'm a scrat?"
Person one: "No, 'Skerrat'. You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "No idea what you're talking about; I must visit Urban Dictionary to find out what you mean."

skerrat by Endangered_Dodo February 23, 2009