sitting ducks 

Literally the worst affliction of nausea with diarrhea and vomiting simultaneously where you're sitting on the toilet while ducking into a bucket at your feet to vomit, typically caused by food poisoning.

"I can't make it to my grandmother's mammogram appointment because I've been sitting ducks all this morning."

sitting ducks by cdb1 December 12, 2021

Sitting ducks 

teh best show evar well 1 of teh bestr

sitting ducks rox

Sitting ducks by buttuglyothered the man October 20, 2003

shitting dicks 

When your poo is large, long, and roughly shaped like a penis. Makes one think of anal sex.

Bob: How was your poo?
Joe: It was like shitting dicks.

shitting dicks by mumbojumbo5 April 7, 2011

shitting dicks 

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

shitting dicks by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010

shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum 

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.

(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.

shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum by Miltalie November 16, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020