Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity 

The physical property was discovered by the MCHS senior class of 2011 while observing their colleague, Truman. It was determine that his own natural attraction to swag also branches out to people around him so they attract swag while in his general vicinity.

1: Nigga, where'd you get all that swag!?
2: Haven't you heard of Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity?
1: Damn, you been hanging with Truman? Lucky asshole! >.<

Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity by OiiKii September 29, 2011

Singular Sclerosis 

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.

Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!

Singular Sclerosis by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020

One (singular sensation) 

A secret code used among theatre kids, especially in gym class. It is used as a method for detecting and recognizing fellow musical lovers.

Gym Teacher: I'm going to count off by fours. All the ones go stand to the right."

Theatre kid #1: "One..."
Theatre kid #2: "...singular sensation!!!!!!!"
Theatre kid #1: "Thank God, someone who understands me!"
Theatre kid #2: "One (singular sensation) never fails."

One (singular sensation) by nyandsarah October 5, 2010

spindly (singular) Spindlies (plural) 

Men between the ages of 30 and 38 who are extremely thin,and look like they are 17.

Oh no, our blind dates are spindlies.

spindly (singular) Spindlies (plural) by Carolyn Lehman June 27, 2005

Singular View 

Reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views (Drake a 🤡); there is only one static singular view, for St Andrew.

Andrew: Yo I am GOD cause I got singular view
Stranger: what’s that?
Andrew: well, reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views, there is only one static singular view.
Stranger: oh, you are GOD!
Andrew: thanks.

Singular View by shrooms October 19, 2023

singular 

someone who is on their own. they are simply one, and will never be fully completed by someone else. they like to be alone most of the time, and get irritated easily by other people. they enjoy the company of the opposite sex, but mostly for pleasure and conversation.

if someone calls you on the phone or messages you, and says something like this: "i was just wondering if you wanted to come chill for a bit.. just you& me ? .. maybe watch a movie or something ?".. that means they are deifnitely a singular. they also might add on a .."no strings attached".

singular by Samantha Turner April 19, 2008

singular noun 

Name of a person, a place, a thing or an idea.

The opposite of plural noun.

ex: elephant, turtle, table, life

A singular noun is a single noun :,D
just like me :,)

singular noun by LenZenZero August 5, 2018