A female soothsayer of men that personalizes her actions to receive every ounce of attention she can get from a simp.
Guy 1"Astrid flirts with to so many boy's to the point that they're obsessing over her but never actually dates one, what should I call her a hoe?"
Guy 2 " That's what a Simp magnet is my friend."
A male / female character in a piece of media that is usually associated with fans that often behave in a salty, defensive, aggressive, and commonly sexual way it almost reminds one to be that of a simp.
Usually a minor and vocal part of a fandom surrounding a character, they'll defend the character with all of its might by attacking other characters and sometimes leveling the character higher than most of that series, despite not having that deep plot as claimed or is based on looks.
It can also be applied in real life to people often attracting that particular group went through mainly or pretty much female twitch streamers.
Rosalina from the Super Mario and Link from the Legend of Zelda series is an example of a simp magnetic.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.