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Simp bitch 

A parasitic useless hoe of a woman who’s only skills are being a stealthy side hoe, sucking/fucking bare mans, complaining about their pathetic lives while depending on their main man and girlfriends to keep them from homelessness and hunger

They usually wear fake designer or hand me downs/overly used designer from 5+ years ago. They are insecure and will stay in unhappy situations (they usually aspire to be the main bitch/most important person in their benefactor’s life) because they are unable to achieve success on their own. They most likely have flat asses and cannot afford plastic surgery although their pretty face is the only reason why they get any male attention in the first place. They follow trends and have no real style; staying relevant keeps these simp bitches sane.
“Hey you seeing ____ tonight?”

“Nah fuck that simp bitch and her stank puss, shawty necked me all night I don’t need to see her stupid ass till next week”

“I heard about what happened between you and _____ are you okay?”

“That simp bitch tried to trap me with a pregnancy... I ain’t want no kids with a bitch like that. Stupid bitch can’t keep me outta her mouth, blowing up my phone now imma bout to block that flat ass”
Simp bitch by BBMM u simp hoes December 12, 2019

Simp Bitch 

Someone who is a beta human that drives a lemon and gets no pussy
Josh guy is such a simp bitch
Simp Bitch by Bigwillyplaya69 May 11, 2020

bitch simp 

A guy that dislikes a male or female because his friend dislikes this individual. They have no valid reason just simply because their friend doesn't.
Friend: "Ion like that nigga he took my girl"

Bitch Simp: "Shidddd ion like the nigga, he always speaking like I fuck wit him."
bitch simp by Maconga October 27, 2017

Bitch Ass Simp 

A guy who puts his toxic girlfriend above the bros no matter what
Did you hear Anthony canceled our plans to hang out with his dumb ass girlfriend? Yeah he is a Bitch Ass Simp
Bitch Ass Simp by GodBanger July 10, 2021
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