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Sillytard
“Did you see Kesha eat those wood shavings earlier”
“Omg yes, that’s not going to feel good coming out!”
“I know!! She’s such a sillytard”🤦🏼 ♀️
“Omg yes, that’s not going to feel good coming out!”
“I know!! She’s such a sillytard”🤦🏼 ♀️
Sillytard by Chodelover123 April 21, 2020
Salvatard
Function: noun
Etymology: Engli-talian. Deviation of the common Italian-American name, Salvatore, ending with an obvious connection to a secondary description.
1. Along with excessive hand gesturing, lacks the ability to "get to the point". All stories must contain as much detail as possible leading to complete impatience for the receiving party. (see example 1)
2. All cooking is done shirtless. Like a dog, was born without a human's under-appreciated sweat glands. This results in the body quickly overheating when placed near an open flame, such as a stove. (see example 2)
Etymology: Engli-talian. Deviation of the common Italian-American name, Salvatore, ending with an obvious connection to a secondary description.
1. Along with excessive hand gesturing, lacks the ability to "get to the point". All stories must contain as much detail as possible leading to complete impatience for the receiving party. (see example 1)
2. All cooking is done shirtless. Like a dog, was born without a human's under-appreciated sweat glands. This results in the body quickly overheating when placed near an open flame, such as a stove. (see example 2)
Example 1
Steve: Hey Sal, how was last night?
Salvatard: Oh so last night, I'm getting ready to go out, so I begin polishing my shoes, because they were messed up from the snow. Crazy weather lately, huh? This polish is great; I got it from a store just around the corner from my house. This store is owned by a nice guy I've known for like 5 years...
Steve: (internally) Shit, is he seriously still talking?
Salvatard: Long story short, short story longer, yea real nice guy, so anyways...
Steve: Uh-huh.
Example 2
Steve: What a great night's sleep I just had. Oooh I smell bacon and eggs.
Salvatard: Ayo! Good morning, breakfast is on.
Steve: (noticing Sal is shirtless over the eggs) Shit!
Steve: Hey Sal, how was last night?
Salvatard: Oh so last night, I'm getting ready to go out, so I begin polishing my shoes, because they were messed up from the snow. Crazy weather lately, huh? This polish is great; I got it from a store just around the corner from my house. This store is owned by a nice guy I've known for like 5 years...
Steve: (internally) Shit, is he seriously still talking?
Salvatard: Long story short, short story longer, yea real nice guy, so anyways...
Steve: Uh-huh.
Example 2
Steve: What a great night's sleep I just had. Oooh I smell bacon and eggs.
Salvatard: Ayo! Good morning, breakfast is on.
Steve: (noticing Sal is shirtless over the eggs) Shit!
Sillatard
Stacy thinks she's dancing sexy on the table top. But, with those moves, and that stupid grin, she's a real sillatard.
sigmatard
a person who calls themselves a "sigma" because they hate anyone who isn't a straight male. a combination of sigma and retard. really popular on YouTube shorts
sigmatard by cornynelson June 3, 2023
signatard
Term for person who can't figure out how to turn off the default, often-branded, signature of their email program. Most commonly email applications found on smartphones. Usually something along the lines of: "Sent from my Dingleberry(r) on the Then(c) Network"
example email post from a signatard:
"Hey, guys, i just joined this list, can anyone tell me how to post to it?!!!!!
Sent from my LamePhone(c) on the Douchey Network(r)"
"Hey, guys, i just joined this list, can anyone tell me how to post to it?!!!!!
Sent from my LamePhone(c) on the Douchey Network(r)"
signatard by Chuco the driver January 21, 2011