silvatard 

A person who wants to suck silvas cock.
Also this person doesn't miss.

Hey did you see silvatard watch po*n videos of silva?

silvatard by Ruedus.mx March 18, 2021

Sillytard 

Someone who acts so ridiculously silly that they are practically retarded.

“Did you see Kesha eat those wood shavings earlier”

“Omg yes, that’s not going to feel good coming out!”

“I know!! She’s such a sillytard”🤦🏼 ♀️

Sillytard by Chodelover123 April 21, 2020

Salvatard

Function: noun

Etymology: Engli-talian. Deviation of the common Italian-American name, Salvatore, ending with an obvious connection to a secondary description.

1. Along with excessive hand gesturing, lacks the ability to "get to the point". All stories must contain as much detail as possible leading to complete impatience for the receiving party. (see example 1)

2. All cooking is done shirtless. Like a dog, was born without a human's under-appreciated sweat glands. This results in the body quickly overheating when placed near an open flame, such as a stove. (see example 2)

Example 1
Steve: Hey Sal, how was last night?
Salvatard: Oh so last night, I'm getting ready to go out, so I begin polishing my shoes, because they were messed up from the snow. Crazy weather lately, huh? This polish is great; I got it from a store just around the corner from my house. This store is owned by a nice guy I've known for like 5 years...
Steve: (internally) Shit, is he seriously still talking?
Salvatard: Long story short, short story longer, yea real nice guy, so anyways...
Steve: Uh-huh.

Example 2
Steve: What a great night's sleep I just had. Oooh I smell bacon and eggs.
Salvatard: Ayo! Good morning, breakfast is on.
Steve: (noticing Sal is shirtless over the eggs) Shit!

Salvatard by JCNJ999 March 4, 2010

Sillatard 

Short for silly retard. Being silly happy and acting stupid at the same time.

Stacy thinks she's dancing sexy on the table top. But, with those moves, and that stupid grin, she's a real sillatard.

Sillatard by dm7210 December 21, 2008

sigmatard

a person who calls themselves a "sigma" because they hate anyone who isn't a straight male. a combination of sigma and retard. really popular on YouTube shorts

"i hate sigmatards"
"suht up!!!! you not sigma!!!! lgbt bad sigma best"

sigmatard by cornynelson June 3, 2023

signatard 

Term for person who can't figure out how to turn off the default, often-branded, signature of their email program. Most commonly email applications found on smartphones. Usually something along the lines of: "Sent from my Dingleberry(r) on the Then(c) Network"

example email post from a signatard:

"Hey, guys, i just joined this list, can anyone tell me how to post to it?!!!!!
Sent from my LamePhone(c) on the Douchey Network(r)"

signatard by Chuco the driver January 21, 2011