silly surprise

Used to describe something that isn't that bad making it sound a lot worse.

Person 1- "Hey, I put a silly surprise in your food last night"

Person 2 "WHAT?!"

Person 1- "Yeah, I put a singular olive in your spaghetti"
Person 2 "oh"

silly surprise by SaraWas#1 April 18, 2019

Silky Suprise 

When you shit in a girl's mouth and then force her to suck your dick, then after you cum she swallows both

Sandor gave a Silky Suprise to Hoppe

Silky Suprise by Dr. Saw June 21, 2006