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BMW car using it's turn signal 

A sight almost as rare as bigfoot or the fountain of youth, if you do see one and tell other people they will not believe you.

Many believe it to be an urban legend or a made-up and baseless hoax made by BMW to make drivers feel safer whenever they're behind a BMW car.
Jim: "Bro, did you see that BMW car using it's turn signal?"
John: "You must be on something or lying, everyone knows that's an urban legend."
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signal suppository 

n. A driver who accelerates when you signal to change into their lane, even though they have a lot of space to let you in. Very common in Los Angeles driving. Seeing your turn signal, they instinctually step on the gas, and get right up your a**, like a suppository.
I almost had a bad accident because I changed lanes and that signal suppository nearly rammed into me!

It's so hard to change lanes because of these signal suppositories!
signal suppository by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

Signal Sweeping 

-verb: The act of grasping your cell phone firmly in one of your hands, extending your arm, and moving your arm across an area in a right to left motion(or vice versa)in an attempt to find signal in places with little or no reception.
1. I began signal sweeping in my friends basement until I had enough bars to send the text message.

2. Michael frantically began signal sweeping to find reception so he could call back his girl friend.

Virtue Signal Sarah 

A person, usually a white woman, who presents themselves as ultra liberal on social media, self-identifies as a vegan, leftist, feminist (loves labels), usually has lots of tattoos as it is part of their curated woke / progressive / punk-rock identity (costume). These people are very active on IG and are constantly posting and reposting virtue signals to compensate for not knowing who they are or what they stand for, living for affirmations from like-minded friends.

These people are so thirsty for that dopamine rush of a ‘view’ or ‘like’ that they rarely check sources and vet what they’re actually posting, and often repost things that aren’t factual, or in-line with progressive ideology. But do not dare call them out on it. These people will challenge authorities, governments, the police, via Instagram, but if you challenge THEM to be better, they will get flustered, break down, name call, and un-follow you. Mind you, these people are only "activists" online. They almost never participate in real life direct action.

These people tend to pursue careers as social workers or therapists, and are very public about it — also part of their woke ensemble to "do good in the world (because I'm a good person and I need you to know that)". The truth is that they are insecure and immature people who are grasping for identity. They are usually privileged in that they are white and receive financial support from their parents, well past their 20's and 30's.
That Virtue Signal Sarah (VSS) re-posts more BLM stuff than all my Black friends combined! We get it — you want us to think you're not racist. Ughh... just stop.
Virtue Signal Sarah by leaveye September 13, 2022

Signal Song

The prearranged song you play when you are about to get busy.
I heard that old Mark Chesnutt signal song playing downstairs, and I knew he was getting ready to bang the hag.
Signal Song by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012

Signal saturation 

the saturation that occurs when a signal is relayed
the signal saturation is so apparent on this AM radio
Signal saturation by dew1134 April 27, 2016

signal salute 

Raising your arm -with phone in hand- in order to get more reception, as if the satellite orbiting miles away can now reach you.
Me: so idk when I'll be leav...
Friend: what? your breaking up!
Me: *signal salute*
Friend: whoa, your signal's perfect now!!
signal salute by redfuzzypeaches December 13, 2010