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Sigma Chode 

A penis that is between 0.5-2 inches, is known as a sigma chode. This is the correct terminology to say rather than saying the incorrect term, micropenis.
Stupid female: Ew you have a micro penis
Sigma: Actually is a sigma chode, stupid woman.
Sigma Chode by Alpha ohio February 28, 2024

sigma chode 

When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”
(In the doctors office)

Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”

Doctor: “Please put your penis away”

sigma chode 

sigma chode by kitten pie March 8, 2024

Sigma Chode 

Sigma Chode: A chode that is insignificantly puny, so the possessor has no excessive need for validation.
Beta: Hey, Sigma, your Sigma Chode is showing out of your trousers.
Sigma: *Mogs showing Sigma Chode*
Beta: Damn, I didn't know you were chill like that.
Beta: *daps up Sigma Chode*
Sigma Chode by SigmaChode3D March 12, 2024

Sigma Chode 

Sigma Chode can be considered a noun and is used typically derogatorily and or can be used to describe you or another's penis size
"Eli, edge my fat Sigma Chode."

"Im gooning my Sigma Chode."

"you have a tiny sigma chode"
Sigma Chode by Mrtopgyatthe4 April 19, 2024

Sigma Chode 

A small penis that radiates what it means to be a sigma, must have foreskin since shmegma is sigma
Yo bro your sigma chode is bussin
Sigma Chode by anonymous May 3, 2024