siffalizing 

The act of overly explaining the want and or need to be with a person that is just a way to undermine the people listening

Jeff is siffalizing the fuck out of this moment.

siffalizing by Obese anorexic June 4, 2018

sofalizing 

One who social networks while on his or her sofa.

Just sitting here sofalizing watching tv!

sofalizing by t_rob9 December 24, 2010