Person #1: I've just had a someone trying to tell me Elvis,
Princess Diana, MJ & 2pac are not dead, but are lizard people that have returned to living in a secret bunker on Mars and ruling the Earth remotely VIA
Donald Trump...
Person #2: Sounds like you've been Sheloff'd pal.
Person #1: Yeah,
you're probably right, they were probably just Sheloffing me. No way they could believe that nonsense.