Shwastey

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

See Shwasted.

That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.

by YoOrDu May 25, 2009

shwasty

The state or predicament of being thoroughly shit-faced and wasted simultaneously in any given situation.

After a long invigerating evening of alcohol and cannibus consumption Mr. Rogers realized he was quite shwasty indeed.

by Rickey Bobby August 19, 2006

shwastypants

The point of intoxication that can only be described by a mangled form of the word wasted concatenated with an article of clothing to further emphasize the original meaning.

Steph decided that Jimmy was shwastypants when he began vomiting profusely in a friend's car on the drive home from the bar.

by you would like to know July 18, 2006

Shwastered

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.

when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick

by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009

shwaste bin

a garbage bin designated for throwing up in, post-drinking session

Jim's had a little too much to drink; better put the shwaste bin next to his bed.

by Rm. 404B July 1, 2010

Patrick Schwastey

When you are so drunk and wasted you start to feel like you are a ghost. Just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

Dude, after that 8th shot of tequila I was so Patrick Schwastey.

by Wastey Face January 7, 2011

shwasted

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

by Kevin December 4, 2004