Person 1: Dude did you see jimmy he got Shwasted off jim beam last night.

Person 2:Its funny because it rhyms with oyster.
by ajb and rico October 03, 2011
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a term originally derived in western Pennsylvania used to describe the act of consuming large quantities of alcohol, followed by begging a friend to drive to Sheetz, a local gas station famous for great late night food.
Contrary to popular belief, the term does not have origin in the combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted".
A shwasted night ain't done without at least three of those Jr. Burgers for 99 cents.
by Dank Deez April 25, 2008
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an extreme state of drunkeness. combination of the words shitty and wasted.
I got totally shwasted last night at that crazy party.
by Susan Fragiacomo December 08, 2008
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(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".
Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.
by Ian Ebsch February 10, 2007
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Beyond wasted, extremely fucked up.
Guy1. Dude, are you drunk?

Guy2. Naw man, I'm shwasted
by motocross king 1989 September 05, 2011
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