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“Shutfufuk” is a short version of “Shut the fuck up”. Mostly used by Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg (PewDiePie), and it’s also used to avoid getting demonitized on YouTube.

“Can you please shutfufuk?”
“Shutfufuk you idiot!”

shutfufuk by TheKarmaBoi August 29, 2018

Words you can keep

Shudufukup

Shut your fucking mouth.

I wish that bitch would shudufukup

Shudufukup by Bollocks McArthey July 31, 2003

shuthefukup

Shut the f*ck up. A faster way of saying to do so. Usually ends with the name of the person it’s directed to.

“Shuthefukup, Juan”

shuthefukup by billy_juan55 February 4, 2020

SHUTDAFUKUP!!

That word that you say really fast in order to substitute the phrase "Shut the fuck up!", because you are afraid of the people around you that might hear it.

Billy: I love Pokem-- Me: SHUTDAFUKUP!!!

SHUTDAFUKUP!! by John Wick 12321 December 10, 2019

shutfuckupalization

The act of keeping quiet when other, more superior humans are talking. Incidentally, superior humans may command you to commit this act. Its an act that is mostly done by unimportant humans who have nothing helpful to share, and if they prefer to keep quiet to avoid committing shutfuckupalization, that's even better

Inferior Person: *rambling about League of Legends being too unbalanced
E-sports player: Shut the fuck up, no one gives a fucking shit, you suck, commit shutfuckupalization.
Inferior Person: *Commits Shutfuckupalization*
The World: Thank fucking God he shut up.

shutfuckupalization by ZayedLover69 March 17, 2021

Shutfuk

Similar to “shut the fuck up”, but has more ‘oomph’ to it. Best used on someone that is saying something stupid.

“Cereal with cold milk is the correct way to eat cereal”
“Shutfuk”

Shutfuk by botatomane September 2, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026