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Brewing a Shartonnay 

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.
Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.
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Shavonna 

A very instinctive, intellegent attractive and loving woman that has a style and grace all her own. Other women have tried to be like her but few can come close to her intellect, beauty and charm. Her zodiac sign is Pisces and is best compatible with a man with the zodiac Cancer sign for a harmonious and satisfying love life. She has few female friends but the ones that she does have she forges sister like bonds with that no one can break. If they try to break this friendship she will be on thier back like a spider monkey.
Look at the girl over there trying to be like a Shavonna, someone should tell her she needs to take more lessons.
Shavonna by MaidMaryann February 3, 2010

Shartonnay 

A derivative of the term "shart", which is the combination of a fart and diarrhea that occurs simultaneously. To make Shartonnay, you must shart into someone's drink, preferably Chardonnay, thus creating "Shartonnay".
My friend was drinking a glass of Chardonnay and when he went to the bathroom, I sharted in his drink. When he returned, it was Shartonnay.
Shartonnay by shartmaster1 July 27, 2013

Shervonne 

Shervonne can be described as an enigma. There is only one Shervonne that is legit. That is why this is the only definition. The most beautiful and loving person in the world. Great with kids and a perfect marriage candidate. Capable of adjusting to any type of environment. Must treat with respect and care because of the rarity of this type of person. Shervonne is a perfect 100 and possibly god's greatest creation. Love the Shervonne dearly for the Shervonne's love cannot be measured.
I just want to give Shervonne all of my credit cards!

Don't mess with Shervonne or you will pray for death!

Shervonne is a queen!

Everybody loves Shervonne!
Shervonne by Thee God March 7, 2013

shyrionna 

She is the most beautiful young lady alive , with a caring heart . Shyrionna is every goofy and will make you laugh , its hard not to love her . Will love you more then she loves her self . Any young man that likes her has a great taste , she can be cocky at time but not too cocky . She had great grades
Bro shyrionna so fucking fine 😍
shyrionna by ALLTHETRUTHOVERHERE November 22, 2021

Sharonna 

Strong, independent one, Loves hard gives with no hesitation and will not take shit A lover but will kill to defend what is loved
Sharonna raised 3 kids on her own without her family help
Sharonna by Red_light_special June 18, 2018