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Sharktooth 

“Sharktooth” (verb) -- adults intentionally creating a positive experience or memory for young children.

Origin: While hunting together for shark teeth at the beach, parents would covertly drop one or more pre-purchased shark teeth in a child’s path, thus ensuring that the child experiences the joy of a successful hunt within their limited attention span. When searching for seashells, it may also be called “shell-shilling.”

Alternatively, as ammunition for ungrateful adults to declare to their well-intentioned parents that their entire childhood was a lie.
“I didn’t really catch that fish in preschool? You put it on my hook when I wasn’t looking? You sharktoothed me!”
Sharktooth by rossfish June 9, 2022

Shuckworthy 

An adjective that means unfortunate or irritating, often used when one is trying to avoid profanity. It is an alternative to just saying “shucks” as an exclamation.
Your friend: “Man, this is shuckworthy. First my dog dies, and now I got fired? What should I do?”
You: “That sure is shuckworthy, in fact one of the most shuckworthy things I’ve ever heard. I recommend trying a therapist.”
Shuckworthy by HallucinatingH May 12, 2022

shuckteeth 

A derogatory term for a person who resembles the scum of Somalia
That fucking shuckteeth bastard in there stole my sheckles.
shuckteeth by Dirone Veltung March 4, 2018

Sharktoothing 

Sharktoothing is when a woman is in the middle of a blowjob and bites down on a man's erect penis.
Doctor: So tell me, what caused your penis to bleed?

Patient: Well, I told my wife that we should try sharktoothing.

Linda: Hey, Bob, you want me to shark tooth you?

Bob: Are you fucking insane?
Sharktoothing by I Burnt Toast July 17, 2016
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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