showtek

Showtek is a Dutch electronic music duo formed by brothers Sjoerd and Wouter Janssen. From 2003 to 2012 they were involved in the hardstyle scene, making two albums - Today is Tomorrow (2007) and Analogue Players in a Digital World (2009) - and headlining major hardstyle events such as Defqon1. Nowadays they concentrate on making house/EDM tracks like "Bad" (with David Guetta) and "Booyah".

Guy 1: "Hey, d'ya hear that new Showtek track that came out yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, it's pretty cool. Still miss their hardstyle days though."

Guy 1: "Mmm."

showtek by Crafthead October 15, 2015

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showtek

The greatest light show from a mascarade of sychronized moving lights

Whoa dude check out that showtek! It's got me tripping balls!

showtek by Dtn241 February 1, 2014

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showter

Someone who shits in the shower while intoxicated

"You're a showter sir!"
"Who was the big showter last night?"
"I swear I'm not a showter! Although, I did wake up in just my boxers this morning......Nah, it definitely wasn't me!"

showter by Brittany Hatfield and Andrew Munger July 26, 2008

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Showter

(verb) The act of shitting in the shower.

Dude, I was holding my shit and went to take a shower but I totally showtered. There was shit everywhere!

Showter by Gio The Great June 29, 2015

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showtell motel

A motel either by the street, on well known highways, or off on back streets where cheaters hoes and pimps have sexual encounters and they think they're hiddne but everyone knows where they are and the hotels showtell where they at

Dang, that hoe was seen by her bestie up at the showtell motel and the bestie dragged that hoe out by that nappy weave and beat her down!

That dude thinks he's a pimp and carries all them hoes to the showtell motel to try to prove it when all they are is skanks.

We all saw you and her at the showtell motel. Pay up or we sho gonna tell fosho

showtell motel by missibb November 4, 2011

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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