shove piggy shove 

the first known mention of this parlour game was when percy from blackadder 2 suggested playing it. since then, the more popular Massachusetts Variant has become the premier version of the game.
requiring immense wit and skill, this is a game played by only a few experts. it is not for the weak of heart, mind, or stomach. if you don't understand its attraction, you never will, and you clearly have no soul.
see also shove piggy-in-the-middle shove

"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy shove?"

shove piggy shove by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 8, 2004

shove piggy shove 

cooky urban corridor game played with paper plates and a ping pong ball. world record holder Big Mao Mao M is currently suffering from sporting injuries.

Big Mao has near-fatal papercut

shove piggy shove by h.monkey February 4, 2004

shove piggy-in-the-middle shove 

impractical and thus rather unpopular version of the renowned parlour game shove piggy shove.
requires three players: two to play shove piggy shove as normal, and one to stand in the middle flailing their arms and shrieking in an attempt to intercept the ball.
the reason this game is unpopular is because it relies more heavily upon luck than skill, and we all know that shove piggy shove should be a game of skill.

"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy-in-the-middle shove?"
"no"

shove piggy-in-the-middle shove by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 8, 2004