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Han Shot First 

References Star Wars (AKA Starwars IV: A New Hope)

1.) Stating the truth, instead of a spin-doctored story.

In the original version of the movie, in the Alien Smuggler's bar, Han Solo shoots the alien bounty hunter Greedo in cold blood with a blaster hidden under the table.

In the "Special Edition" some badly cut-together rehash has Greedo shooting at Han twice and missing from point blank range.
"I saw it all go down! This giant gang of his huge thugz was charging down to totally pwn him..."

"Oh come on man... Han Shot First."
Han Shot First by Eoraptor July 31, 2008

Who shot first? 

Han Solo shot first.

Who shot first?" is a phrase used by Star Wars fans to refer to a controversial change made to a scene in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. In the original theatrical version of the film, Solo shoots Greedo under the table and Greedo dies without firing a shot. The scene was modified for the 1997 re-release to feature Han using his weapon in retaliation after Greedo fires at him; the latter rather implausibly missing Han at point-blank range (<2 meters away). Thus, the phrase "Who shot first?" is a retort to director George Lucas' explicit cinematographic assertion that "Greedo shot first.
Peter: I saw episode IV the other day, and I swear Greedo didn't shoot first in the original. Who shot first?

James (fanboy): Han Solo shot first.
Who shot first? by Lethan November 15, 2010

Who shot first 

A reference to the Star Wars controversy where it is debated that Greedo shot first before Han Solo. This is used in a way to define something that will become an arguement of what happened first.
Person 1: Actually no, i was just copying FPS Russia
Person 2: FPS Russia?
Person 1: Yes
Person 1: Look him up
Person 2: Never heard of it.
Person 1: Gilbert: On youtube
Person 1: It's a person
Person 2: Is it a rip-off of FPS Doug?
Person 1: No
Person 1: he copied his friend fps kyle
Person 2: Okay then...
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Not getting into an entire "who shot first" with FPS titled vids on youtube.
Who shot first by tbclycan May 23, 2011
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026