shooting a sheriff 

The act of smoking marijuana or hash, in any form, even with vape or volcano

P1. hey dude, do you wanna shoot the sheriff?
P2. Nah dude is just shoot one with Jeff like 30 min ago
P1. really? did not know Jeff was shooting anymore, didn't he get caught?
P2. ah.. I don't know bro, he is shooting a sheriff right now, that is all i know.

shooting a sheriff by seboy August 28, 2017

shooting the sheriff 

v., when someone who's already up shit creek alienates or insults somebody who honestly could have helped them get back to shore. Essentially, burning bridges with regards to people.

Guy 1: "Hey man, how did your meeting with the RA go today? Did you get out of the alcohol warning?"
Guy 2: "No man, I told her she looked sexy in her dress, and she wrote me up for sexual harassment too."
Guy 1: "Wow man, you really like shooting the sheriff, huh?"

shooting the sheriff by Col. Hans Landa November 8, 2011