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The coming together of two amazing minds.. to form the cutest, most intelligent, most epic pair known to mankind. the shompsu is also multicultural as it is derived from both south-east asian and east asian roots. nothing trumps the shompsu.. ever.
kid 1: "Did you hear? Shompsu will be taking the AMC this year!"

kid 2 : "Shit.. I'm not coming to school anymore!"
shompsu by reddynasty1820 June 7, 2011
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Amanda was called a Shompu since she drank a mountain dew, read a book, and tied her shoes all at the same time.
Shompu by Lyi September 27, 2006
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Shomps is the definition of shit! but a replacment...
Say if you were talking to a 3 yr old, and you stood on a plug... Instead of saying "Oh shir!" you'd say "Oh shomps!"
JazzyB: You remember the concerts on tonight, right?

Hannah: Oh Shomps!
Shomps by yagooo July 6, 2011

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026