shnoggin

old school slang for getting head - blowjob

"Hey, sweeety - howz about some shnoggin?"

by windycitysquirrel May 11, 2010

shnoggin

slang for big nose

that fat man's shnoggin is a sign christmas is coming

by agile snake February 8, 2023

shnorginhimer

a word used to replace a word that you don't know/doesn't exist.

you are smart as a euhhhhhh, shnorginhimer

by shorginhimer February 23, 2018

Snogging Scale

The scale used in the Louise Rennison series staring Georgia Nicolson. Its used so that parents cannot understand what their child (usually a teenage girl) is telling their freinds about their resent date with that hottie.

The Snogging Scale:

1/2. Sticky Eyes
1. Holding Hands
2. Arm Round
3. Goodnight Kiss
4. Kiss Lasing Over 3 Minutes, Without a Break
4 & 1/2. Hand Snogging
5. Open Mouth Kissing
6. Tongues
6 & 1/2. Ear Snogging
6 & 3/4. Neck Nuzzling
7. Upper Body Fondling - Outdoors
8. Upper Body Fondling - Indoors (In Bed)
9. BWA - Below Waist Activity
10. The Full Monty

1. " So how did your date go last night?"

(Sat In Living Room With Parents Evedropping So She Uses The Snogging Scale)" It was double cool with knobs. He was sooo cool we did number 5 with a touch of 6!"

"Oo-er"

2. (Extract from the book)

"Me and Jas were sat painting our nails on the couch when the newsreader said "And tonight the priminister has reached number 10." And we had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazes."

by xXx Slut xXx October 18, 2008

aqua snogging

Aqua snogging can be described as snogging under water. it appears in many movies such as romeo and juliet.

coined in Dawson/Kelly humanities 2003

kindergardener 1: ewww look at that, romeo is aqua snogging the underdeveloped juliet!
kindergardener 2: why dont you ever snog me like that?! im gonna go off and aqua snog my new boyfriend, he supports me, he as a cookie, he's gonna make me comfortably well off!
kindergardener 1: slut!

by my house is falling apart! March 15, 2005

shnoogins

an all purpose word that you can use in just about any situation. mostly said by really cool awesome people.

if you get an A on a test, yell "shnoogins"
when a girl grabs your balls, yell "shnoogins"

by trevor davis96 March 31, 2010

snogging withdrawal

When you have a very strong desire or urge to snog someone because you haven't done so in a while.

I haven't snogged anyone in ages, I may have snogging withdrawal because my lips are puckering on there own. I may have forgotten how to snog!

by britchik92 November 30, 2010