- A slushy kind of snow, that makes pedestrians slip and slide, and motor vehicles slide and crash.

- The type of snow people the globe over have to get used to, in the face of a warming planet earth.

- Since it is still "technically" considered snow, climate change deniers use it as a way to deny... ...climate change!

Oh dang, did you just see that city bus dummy that 18 wheeler? Last night's shnawlzy-storm really made a mess of the streets today.

Damnit! I just tore my new pants open! I slipped and fell cause of the shnawlzy snow that is more like slush.

Climate change doesn't exist! Even though there is no snow, we still have shnalwzy storms! Mraww!!!

Shnawlzy by RonMac December 4, 2018

poop shnaegel

Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.

Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.

poop shnaegel by Big Ed Moustapha October 7, 2009

shnaggyhose

A very handsome man that will help your step sis out the dryer.

Be a shnaggyhose and stop being a bitch

shnaggyhose by Imsleep_25 February 12, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026