- A slushy kind of snow, that makes pedestrians slip and slide, and motor vehicles slide and crash.

- The type of snow people the globe over have to get used to, in the face of a warming planet earth.

- Since it is still "technically" considered snow, climate change deniers use it as a way to deny... ...climate change!

Oh dang, did you just see that city bus dummy that 18 wheeler? Last night's shnawlzy-storm really made a mess of the streets today.

Damnit! I just tore my new pants open! I slipped and fell cause of the shnawlzy snow that is more like slush.

Climate change doesn't exist! Even though there is no snow, we still have shnalwzy storms! Mraww!!!

Shnawlzy by RonMac December 4, 2018

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poop shnaegel

Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.

Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.

poop shnaegel by Big Ed Moustapha October 7, 2009

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shnaggyhose

A very handsome man that will help your step sis out the dryer.

Be a shnaggyhose and stop being a bitch

shnaggyhose by Imsleep_25 February 12, 2021

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