1) Choppped potato jammys
2) cook
by negger April 30, 2004
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A universal word that is used as a substitute for fuck, wrecked, shit, etc. Also used in substitute for fooled or tricked. Created and very popular in South Florida.
This food smells like shmeck.

My brother got shmecked by the other team.
I love shmecking kids since the day I was born.
by Shmecker April 18, 2017
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A non-insulting substitute for "fuck". Commonly used by people who swear a lot and want to break the habit.
Person A: "Man I'm so shmecking hungry"
Person B: "What do you mean by shmeck?"
Person A: "Look it up on urban dictionary lets get some tacos"
Person B: "Yeah alright"
by Bleegggggg March 25, 2006
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My Food tastes like Shmeck.
by Dylan Manning February 21, 2005
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A slang term for the slang term smecks (sex), that just sounds better and can be used in many situations.
Derivatives: buttshmecks, queershmecks, boobshmecks/boobyshmecks, mouthshmecks, handshmecks and anything like that.

Also see: Shmecksee.
I really wanna have shmecks with my physics teacher...
by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010
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