the affect when the amish people show up to sum gang shit, and blaze it up with moonrunes. shmamish people are the dominant tribe in Djibouti and have made national headlines with bangers like “Shmamish Paradise” and “Moonrune Boogie”. The tribe was established in early 2000’s, by an arabian monk who travelled from Yemen, who went by the name “Gerald Wokiotunay” but his real name was inscribed in the distinct language known as “Moonrunes”. Not much is known about the shmamish, but they are in local headlines from time to time.
Jake- Hey Donivan you see the newspaper this morning?
Donivan- No what was it?
Jake- The Shmamish people donated food to some charities again! The leader of the U.N. is giving them an award!
Donivan- Oh no I did not see that! That is unreal!
Donivan- No what was it?
Jake- The Shmamish people donated food to some charities again! The leader of the U.N. is giving them an award!
Donivan- Oh no I did not see that! That is unreal!
by Nick Poppin, a founding father June 25, 2019