1. someone acting like the biggest idiot on earth.
2. making a fool of yourself in public.
3. a person constantly ragged on by his so-called friends.
4. a homo who really likes the taste of dick.
"Man did you see Angel after the concert, he was acting like a total schlong bonger."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."