shleab

The act of forcefully having sex with a unconscious pregnant Homeless Lady until the baby slips out like a slip and slide

Yo dude you wanna go shleabing later

by Shleab master April 4, 2024

Shleave

Stopping by at someone's house possibly a friend's house for about ten minutes, take a shit at their house then leave. The result of this will make someone's house smell like your shit without you being there.

Mike went to his friend's house just to shleave.

by HilariouslyVulgar February 1, 2009

Shleeb

A slightly overweight and average height male who is unathletic.

Mike - "Should we invite that new guy in the office to play some pickup basketball?" Frank - "Haha no way bro, he looks like a total shleeb."

by TC51 August 20, 2017

Sheabag

A really awesome nickname for anyone called Shea. Usually used in a derogatory fashion.

"Hey Sheabag, grab my purse. Bitch."

by bambikawen May 28, 2014

shlaboggle

used by Spinner on Degrassi: TNG; means big deal or thing of importance. can be used loosely, it's not how you use it.. it's just a funny word.

Spinner: (hits Craig) Are you on crack?
Craig: Ow. What was that for?
Spinner: Dude, you got a girl pregnant, and you're just walking around like lalala, gonna be a dad, no shlaboggle.

or

I gotta wear this monkey suit cause my parents are dragging me to some work shlaboggle.

by xocyndirellaox June 21, 2008

shlaboomba

A person who is just so awesome that they are such a shlaboomba.

I love your sense of humour, you are such a shlaboomba!

by Shlaboomba May 31, 2017

shleather

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.

Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.

by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010