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Hey baby, check out my huge shlaushage!
by TPJ March 13, 2005
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shushage

Noun. A portmanteau of "sushi' and "sewage" which makes no sense. Yypically used by youngsters around the Boston area to describe the contents of the New York/New Jersey border region or anything of an unfavorable nature.
"Yo did you go to the cafeteria today?"
"Yeah what was with that, it tasted like burnt shushage"

"I heard there's a lot of shushage on the border of New York and New Jersey"
by derNeger May 4, 2010
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Splashage

noun

| splash-idj |

The upward discharge of toilet water upon impact of plummeting fecal matter. Cause of the premeditated pre-flush.
"Dude, I just took a huge crap and my ass got wet from the immense splashage."
by CzarThe May 11, 2010
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Slausage

The remnants of leftover ejaculate after masterbaiting
SLAUSAGE!!
by Dan and shan the man December 8, 2016
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Slausage

A Penis that is too large for intercourse that it slaughters pussy or whatever orfice it enters.
She loved my daddy dick so I told her "I'd feed her some of my Slausage"
by Mandongo September 18, 2018
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slausage

Sloppy Member, often found in the messy pants of Joe Tombsteak.
by Chris Roche October 28, 2004
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squaushage

Refers to the units of measure that determines how much uncomfortable compression that a dude unintentionally subjects his love-pipe to while mounting a bicycle and accidentally pinching said tallywacker between the seat and his thigh.
Wearing a jockstrap can sometimes reduce the risk of squaushage in that it helps to keep your "equipment" tucked back up in where it belongs, but depending on the location/configuration of a particular dude's guy-junk and how hot/humid the weather is, those beastly elastics can often **cause** more discomfort/irritation than they prevent, especially if the dude is fairly well-endowed "down there" or possesses an unusually-large/flattish butt --- those pinchy straps and the quilted-surfaced cup can be a nightmare of pressure and chafing.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
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