shlaushage 

Meaning a huge penis.

Hey baby, check out my huge shlaushage!

shlaushage by TPJ March 13, 2005

shushage 

Noun. A portmanteau of "sushi' and "sewage" which makes no sense. Yypically used by youngsters around the Boston area to describe the contents of the New York/New Jersey border region or anything of an unfavorable nature.

"Yo did you go to the cafeteria today?"
"Yeah what was with that, it tasted like burnt shushage"

"I heard there's a lot of shushage on the border of New York and New Jersey"

shushage by derNeger May 4, 2010

Splashage 

noun

| splash-idj |

The upward discharge of toilet water upon impact of plummeting fecal matter. Cause of the premeditated pre-flush.

"Dude, I just took a huge crap and my ass got wet from the immense splashage."

Splashage by CzarThe May 11, 2010

Slausage

A Penis that is too large for intercourse that it slaughters pussy or whatever orfice it enters.

She loved my daddy dick so I told her "I'd feed her some of my Slausage"

Slausage by Mandongo September 18, 2018

squaushage

Refers to the units of measure that determines how much uncomfortable compression that a dude unintentionally subjects his love-pipe to while mounting a bicycle and accidentally pinching said tallywacker between the seat and his thigh.

Wearing a jockstrap can sometimes reduce the risk of squaushage in that it helps to keep your "equipment" tucked back up in where it belongs, but depending on the location/configuration of a particular dude's guy-junk and how hot/humid the weather is, those beastly elastics can often **cause** more discomfort/irritation than they prevent, especially if the dude is fairly well-endowed "down there" or possesses an unusually-large/flattish butt --- those pinchy straps and the quilted-surfaced cup can be a nightmare of pressure and chafing.

squaushage by QuacksO July 19, 2018

Slashage 

A trooper who is an FTL and has very bad luck in trials.

Slashage is my friend

Slashage by Ventus is a nerd February 3, 2021